(ITA - 2000)
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of 4your 1bull headed, 2inconsiderate, 3feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like (I) , (II) or (III) drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
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