(UDESC - 2012)
What it says: |
What it really means: |
"All procedures were approved by the Internal Ethics Review Board" |
"Please don't come protest outside our lab." |
“Samples were treated with 0.03% sodium citrate buffer for 60.3 min. at 37.4 deg with 20.5 mg/kg poly(I:C) dissolved in 0.97% sterile PBS volume of 8.2 ml/kg” |
"If you deviate from this by one number, it's not my fault when you can't replicate my results." |
“The solution was isolated using catalyst CH2CI2/Et20 4:1 in 71% yield as a mixture of 1 H NMR (CDCI3) \(\delta\) 7.90 (ddd, J=3.2, 5.2, 20.4 Hz, 1H), 7.30 (dd, J=0,8, 2.0 Hz, 1H)” |
"My advisor has no idea what this means." |
“Measurements were performed with –1.74<\(\eta\) <1.74 around a field of 1.16T with \(\sigma\) (pT )/pT = 0.5% pT /GeV + 1.5%" |
"I don't know why this works but this is how the previous grad student taught me to do it." |
"Experimental kits from a commercial vendor were used and applied according to the manufacturer's instructions." |
"We wasted a lot of time trying to do it ourselves, but it turned out you can just buy it." |
"Filter and gain settings varied with experimental conditions and objectives." |
"We twiddled the knobs until it worked." |
"Simulation parameters were chosen based on empirically realistic values." |
"We made stuff up." |
"The treated preparation was incubated overnight." |
"I went to have a few beers with my friends."
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"Analysis was performed using a commercially available software package." |
"I put the numbers into this magic box and out came my thesis!"
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"Statistical significance was assessed using the Student's T Test." |
"Yes, all that just to verify it with something they teach in High School now."
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Jorge Cham © 2012 |
www.phdcomics.com |
Accessed on: March 25th, 2012.
Analyze the sentences which contain the correct grammar definition from words, as used in the text.
I. Outside: adverb of place; stuff: noun.
II. Commercially: adverb of manner; until: adjective.
III. Turned out: gerund; overnight: adverb of time.
IV. Stuff: noun; commercially: adjective.
V. Were used and applied: passive voice; turned out: phrasal verb.
Mark the correct alternative.
I and V are correct.
I, II and V are correct.
III and IV are correct.
II and IV are correct.
All options are correct.